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ha ha ha ho ho ho [09 Nov 2003|11:24am]
[ mood | annoyed ]
[ music | You’re a Good Man, Charlie Brown - T-E-A-M ]

Hahaha, my dog is sitting on my chair behind me and she’s growling at the door, and it’s funny, because THERE’S NOTHING HAPPENING BEHIND THE DOOR! LOLZ!!!!! OMG wow, that’s great comedy. Anyway it’s very hot and stuffy in this room, and my room is extremely messy, but there isn’t anything new about that. I was supposed to go to stupid Hamlet rehearsal today but... er... I skipped... for some odd reasons. And I may very well get cut but augh... I’m just not in the mood for it right now. Soo whatever. I don’t know if Ms. P would do that to me... but whatever I suppose...
everything is a swirling torrent of pain (and heat)! I was looking at baby pictures and they were cute... yeah. I don’t want to do homework. I hate school.

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Yo. [31 Jul 2003|03:50am]
[ mood | crazy ]
[ music | Kidney Thieves - Before I’m Dead ]

I was just thinking about how fucking cool my journal is. No one comments on it but that’s only because their jealousy of how cool it is renders their hands motionless. My journal has frozen computers before, just so it can sit and amaze the viewer. And so they can’t X out of it or move stuff in front of it. I have talked to a few of these people. They have said that they have let their computers continue being in this frozen state; they couldn’t bear to turn off the computer when my journal was there to be stared at. Thus, they stared at it. They loved staring at it, too.

When people are bored, they just come to my journal. It doesn’t matter that there isn’t anything to read here because I deleted all my stupid entries (I meant, of course, entries that gave away too many secrets of the most amazing person ever... none of what I say can possibly be stupid!)... it is just amazing, in essence, in everything. And they love it!

I am going to write a song about my totally cool, totally original, journal.

Hey, hey, hey!
You are reading kenny_mkay!
That name is not gay!
DON’T FUCKING SAY IT’S GAY!
Yo, yo, yo!
Do you like my new ’fro?
It just goes to show
THAT I’M ONE HOT MOFO.

I am aware a few of you fainted while reading that wonderful masterpiece. That’s OK, it was to be expected.

I am awesome.

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YAY! [06 Apr 2003|05:18pm]
[ mood | happy ]

Bree wuz here 2003!

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